Who the hell am I?

Bob Threeton is a cyclist from New Hampshire who enjoys competitive hamster feeding, full contact Sudoku, saying the word ‘wolverine‘, and writing complete lies about himself in the third person.

He is strikingly handsome; quite astoundingly wealthy; founder of the Dame Judi Dench Fan Club; author of the Pulitzer Prize winning “Scrap-Booking — A Man’s Guide“; inventor of the internet; only male to be crowned Queen of Belgium … and not in a derogatory way; first man to hunt wild boar on the moon and possessor of the ass that has recently been declared by Google* to be “the sexiest, ever“.

Behold:

 

"Damn right ... it's better than your's"

MAGNIFICENT!

 

 

 

*May not be an entirely accurate statement.

4 Responses to Who the hell am I?

  1. Your blog is better entertainment than The Daily Show

  2. thats a sweet ass I must say

  3. My ass could kick your asses ass…….. yeah, think about it.

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